*WARNING: Mature Content*
Morning all- so despite the fact that it is another 12 degrees outside, the holidays are swiftly approaching!!! In the spirit of the times, I added to my mini-tree decor and routed through all of my Christmas paraphenilia this weekend and came across a lovely gift that was given to me last year, curtosy of my dear coworkers...
Background: As those of you who read my "Holiday Ready Already?" post, I have awkward feelings towards the holiday tune "Baby, it's cold outside" Exhibit A: "say what's in this drink (no cabs to be had out there)" roofies anyone?!?!?
Actually, forget the examples, the entire song is a tale of a young woman trying to find excuse after excuse to escape this man who is using every reason under the sun to keep her in his living room- odd... especially for the holiday season!?!?!
After explaining my feelings to 3 of my coworkers- I recieved the following, framed & festively decorated:
"K's Guide to Christmas Carols"
Song: Frosty the Snowman
Analysis: Song about pedophilia & pushing drugs
Song: White Christmas
Analysis: Cocaine Use
Song: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
Song: Run run Rudolph
Song: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Song: Santa Claus is coming to town
Analysis: Stalking- he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake
Song: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Song: Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Analysis: Drunk driving, hit & run
Song: Here comes Santa Claus
Analysis: He he he he he
Song: Jingle Bells
Analysis: Enough said!!!
Song: O Christmas Tree
Analysis: Sexual harassment
Song: Little Drummer Boy
Song: Baby, its cold outside
Analysis: After a FULL examination of this song, it has been decided that there are no questionable lyrics…
Quite frankly... I think THEY are nuts... but I love 'em :)
Happy Tuesday everyone